Direct Link to: The QuickTake Retro Video Game and Movie Text Review Section

Welcome to the official web home of Chillmachine Productions, and all of the juicy NES reviews and sci-fi movie reviews within! If you're unfamiliar with who I am, I recommend checking out the FAQ section or the DaveTheUseless YouTube channel, but to make matters simple: I'm a retro video game and old-school sci-fi and horror movie reviewer in my mid-20s who's looking to do something original while having a damned good time recording and distributing vids, as well as entertaining people across the Internets. Some of the content featured on Chillmachine includes:

• The Daily Haiku (self-explanatory)
• Let's Fail! at Life (a purposely underproduced series in which I spew monotonous weirdness atop a couple minutes of gameplay footage)
• LF!Analysis (a series of analyses of entrants in the forementioned series)
• Movie Reviews (I go into detail on my attitude towards making them in the Movie Reviews section)
• My Next Retro Game Review Series (Follow the link for some information on what that will be like)
• The QuickTake Text and Video Review Section (Short reviews of movies and retro video games)

Any suggestions? Send a line or two to me, a.k.a. Dave "The Useless" Wilson.

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